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(Source: wontforgets, via randa1207)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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"I’m just gonna bullshit it."

- my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

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vinebox:

IM WEAK

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